twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

Losing it over some of y'all’s tags btw Here’s my favorites

and lastly.

good night

juniepops:

Fuckin my girl so hard she’s doing elder scrolls hurt sounds. Agh! Oof! Augh! Why. Won’t. You. Cum!

queeryiddishkeit:

millennial-review:

I need to put this on a tee shirt.

iehudit:

first thought upon waking: how can i save every girl and woman alive

nervousalpacahologram:

Gravity Falls really drops a “The reason everyone in town acts weird and kinda oblivious is because they all have massive brain damage from having their memories erased multiple times” and never touches on it again

kelpforestdwellers:

shrimpsisbugs:

i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it

yes, and - it’s often not possible to implement these lifestyle measures until your issues are otherwise treated. many people can’t get good sleep, for example, without medication

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

she let me hit it cause her whole existence is flawed

i get her closer to god 😏

this is so funny

listen to Nine Inch Nails dude. it’ll blow your cottagecore-ass mind

majesticmommymilkers:

wyrmzone:

“get lost” is one of the funniest phrases in the english language

“i want you to be gone so badly that i think you should lose your way so i never see you again”